Bizarre Delusions

Flora | 23 | 5'3 | Kenyan | Law School Graduate. Just sat the Bar and hopefully I'll be qualified by the end of the year wohooo :).



I post stuff I like, not a themed blog, I like so many things...my mind is like a spaghetti highway. You will find Random Randomness and I watch too much TV for my own good. My current obsessions are
| SLEEPY HOLLOW, (my new favourite show). Sleepyhead. Team ICHABBIE | Revenge | Orphan Black | Hannibal | Almost Human | Lost Girl | The Mindy Project | My Mad Fat Diary |Scandal | Some Girls | Elementary | Sherlock BBC| Brooklyn Nine-Nine| I think I watch more shows than this but I lost my train of TV Shows thought



Also I have major lady boners for Amber Riley, Kerry Washington and the amazing Lupita Nyong'o (team Kenya!) And in my mind Idris Elba is my baby daddy ;)
  • fat women: *gets shit on by peers, media, the fashion industry, products and marketing*
  • skinny women: *praised by literally everyone*
  • skinny women: *doesn't say shit while fat women are being put down*
  • Nicki: fuck skinny bitches
  • skinny women: what the FUCK what htE FUCK??? YOU ARE Nt gonna get ANYhwer by shMING ANY body type...we have to LOVE evyer,,,one!!!!1111

fuckviserys:

Dearly bruhloved we are swaggered here today to join these two bros in holy matrihomie.

(via beyonceofmysticfalls)

acceber74:

coreydrake:

Terry McMillan’s thoughts on reality television.

That’s because they’re not actresses.  They’re real people looking for their 15 minutes.

But, she’s right about there needing to be more roles for black actresses to play.  

loveniaimani:

youbetterbelieveitmusic:

LMFAO Journalist be like 

LMAO

(via meridiandreams)

journalisticjoe:

brokeymcpoverty:

so everybody at afropunk was freaking gorgeous

So ole boy’s olive green bag, "I need it in my life, I want it in my life, come put it in my life, Imma keep it in my life."

thesylverlining:

birbrightsactivist:

if you want to understand the psyche of our generation take a good look at the stories we tell ourselves about the future

because it isn’t flying cars or robot dogs, it’s faceless government surveillance and worldwide pandemics and militarized…

dynastylnoire:

Lupita Nyong’o as Storm

(via guesswhofoundyourblogand)

titytwochainz:

Supporting black women doesn’t stop at tweeting that dark skinned women can be cute too. There’s much more too it and a lot of the things can be fixed for free. Stop letting our little girls be told that they’re not as pretty as someone else because of their hair texture,…

darkmarxsoul:

iflybikes:

When men talk of women and girls in terms of legal/not legal, what they’re really saying is “I already sexually objectify this child and would attempt to fuck her if there were no laws in the way.”

You can’t deny that is fucking scary.

Sometimes there are things that just sort of vaguely seem wrong, but you can’t put your finger on why…until it’s worded like this, and suddenly everything slides into place and you feel like someone punched you in the gut.

(via youwasmycinnamonapple)

fuckyeahjessicalange:

66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards

frighteningfox:

jontronshat:

cunicular:

Your first time is NOT supposed to hurt

You are NOT supposed to bleed

If you bleed, that is NOT your hymen being ‘popped’, it is a tear due to lack of sexual arousal and natural lubrication.

This is all a MYTH perpetrated by men so they don’t have to make sure you are comfortable and sufficiently aroused enough before you have sex with them. It is an excuse to disregard and hurt you.

I just really want women to know this.

wait…. really?

yes really

(via just-a-teenage-gatsby-baby)