Bizarre Delusions
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SCANDAL! Gladiator, I'm here for Olitz and S.S Terry
And any other t.v show that I'm currently obsessed with.
And also Amber Riley. Kerry Washington
(via theblissfulchaos)
Zac Efron in the John John Denim Commercial
(via lovewillcomethru)
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- tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
- new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
- tourist: oh you think you're clever???
- new yorker: what
- tourist: i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
- new yorker: oh... oh i'm so sor
- tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
- the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole
- boy: shit baby you're so wet already
- girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something
i like this black girl gang.
i will always love this picture.
It’s like looking at the black version of Mean Girls.
unfriendly black hotties 5eva
YASSSSSSSSS!!!
too awesome.
4ever fabulous…
Creamy Margarita Popsicles
Ingredients
• 1¼ cup fresh lime juice (about 8 limes), plus 4 limes for stabilizing the popsicle sticks
• 1 (14oz) can of sweetened condensed milk
• 1 cup water
• ¼ cup tequila
• 2 tablespoons orange juice (optional)
• Kosher salt or margarita salt
You will also need:
• 12 (3oz) cups
• Small popsicle sticks or craft spoons
• A pitcher or large cocktail shaker
Directions
1. In a pitcher or large cocktail shaker, combine the lime juice, sweetened condensed milk, water, tequila, and orange juice. It is important to combine the ingredients in a container that has a spout because it will make it much easier to pour the mix into cups.
2. Line out the cups on a baking sheet. Fill each cup 90% of the way with the tequila mixture.
3. Slice the limes into ¼ inch thick rounds. Push a craft spoon through the center of each lime round, so that half of the stick pokes out from each side. Top the mixture with the lime sticks. Make sure the lime is resting directly on top of the tequila mixture.
4. Freeze for at least 6 hours, or overnight. When ready to remove the popsicles from the cups, simply snip a small cut in the rim of each cup and peel them away from the popsicle. Place the popsicles onto a dish with crushed ice to keep them from melting too quickly, Sprinkle the tops generously with salt, and serve.the precious!!!!!
naia we making these too
I know y’all better invite me to the party.
Please corporate America is built on lies, don’t believe a word they say
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UNNNNNNNF!
Oh my LawddddOh for fucks sake Jesse
THANK YOU JESUS!!!
DAMN, SON.
I am NOT here for this!!!!
In the words of the song writer who wrote that line in Run The World (Girls) “Disrespect us (me in this context) no they won’t”
Why is Kiswahili so difficult? *Me every time someone addresses me in Kiswahili* *grabs English- Swahili dictionary*
