Bizarre Delusions

Flora | 23 | 5'3 | Kenyan | Law School Graduate. Just sat the Bar and hopefully I'll be qualified by the end of the year wohooo :).



I post stuff I like, not a themed blog, I like so many things...my mind is like a spaghetti highway. You will find Random Randomness and I watch too much TV for my own good. My current obsessions are
| SLEEPY HOLLOW, (my new favourite show). Sleepyhead. Team ICHABBIE | Revenge | Orphan Black | Hannibal | Almost Human | Lost Girl | The Mindy Project | My Mad Fat Diary |Scandal | Some Girls | Elementary | Sherlock BBC| Brooklyn Nine-Nine| I think I watch more shows than this but I lost my train of TV Shows thought



Also I have major lady boners for Amber Riley, Kerry Washington and the amazing Lupita Nyong'o (team Kenya!) And in my mind Idris Elba is my baby daddy ;)
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Justice is not a quantitative question. If you steal something for long enough it doesn’t become yours
Kwame Ture (formerly Stokely Carmichael) on settler colonialism (via decolonizehistory)

(via postgenderfemmerobot)

bul-ma:

white people: *says nigga, nigger, appropriates culture, etc* i can say what i want freedom of speech not racist i can do what i want what the fuck i’m not raist

poc: *jokes about starbucks and white privilege*

white people: THATS FUCKING RACIST YOU ARE OPPRESSING MY PEOPLE AND MAKING FALSE STEREOTYPES I FEEL SO ATTACKED

(via slimgoodymakeba)

better-than-kanye-bitchh:

legalmexican:

"Mexicans are taking our jobs" but y’all took thousands of Africans to do yours

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(via slimgoodymakeba)

problackgirl:

Blackface is racist, there’s nothing to argue about, if you do blackface, you’re racist, if you defend blackface, you’re racist. Like WHAT IS SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND ABOUT THIS

(via theladyinthestripeddress)

stupidfuckingquestions:

Amy Poehler fangirling over Miguel! (x)

(via youngbertreynolds)

amyelizabeth:

that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

This cannot ever get old..

(via kaorijoy)

  • DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  • Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  • DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  • Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  • DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  • Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  • DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  • Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  • DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  • Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
  • DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  • Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS SWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  • DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  • Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  • DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  • Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  • DC: Wait-
  • Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
  • DC: I didn't-
  • Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  • Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  • Marvel: PEACE
Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible.
Things I’ll teach my children (via tierdropp)

(via lovesexanddonuts)

catsbeaversandducks:

Post-it Notes Left on the Train

Writer and illustrator October Jones, the creative genius behind Text From Dog and these funny train commute doodles, is at it again with these hilarious motivational post-it notes that he leaves on the train and in other random places.The upbeat doodles, which star Jones’ adorable character Peppy the Inspirational Cat, convey positive and funny messages meant to motivate daily commuters. Whether you’re feeling the Monday blues or in need of some encouragement, Jones’ delightful post-it notes are sure to brighten your day and remind you just how awesome you are.

Via My Modern Metropolis 

(via nerd4music)

augstuswater:

*is constantly unsure if people like me or not*

(via iam-tellnoone)

guitarsandcontrabandx:

cuntyspice:

Excuse me ?!?!?!?

(via acceber74)

sappling:

white boy: let’s play 21 questions ;)
me: okay
white boy: you go first
me: why did you kill Martin Luther King jr. ?

(via 2brwngrls)